Oi, you, come here
and be my scapegoat again.
Blaming the one actually
responsible is too much effort
and hard work.
With you I can just ignore any
protests and say my lecture
with no guilt,
because you’re not a real person,
right? Quiet people never are.
Sign this and take the blame,
then I can walk away whistling
for a job well done
while you are left an emotional
wreck, wondering why you bother.