Fallen Wing
Episode Thirteen: Ignatius and Ulmar
[Scene opens to town of Firo’s entrance (inside city, looking out) with archway. Night time. Firo is leaning against left side of archway, staring at floor. Closer side view of Firo as wolf begins moving towards him.]
Narrator: Those leading secret lives witness many things about others.
[Wolf stops near Firo, blurred in background.]
Firo: I should have known you’d be involved in this.
[Wolf still blurred as his form begins to shift until he’s a skinny, wild looking man with yellow eyes, wearing grey wolf fur. Camera focuses on him.]
Narrator: They watch them grow, struggle. Sometimes they overcome, sometimes they don’t.
[Man/Ulmar close up, then Firo close up (now looking up) turned to face Ulmar.]
Narrator: And sometimes they stand in their way to make them fail.
[Opening credits.]
[Scene returns to Firo/Ulmar now an Ulmar back view so can see Firo’s tired glare.]
Firo: Why are you here? You already got the fate you wanted for me.
[Ulmar front view who shrugs.]
Ulmar: I’m not here for you.
[Ulmar back view as realisation dawns on Firo’s face.]
Firo: You’re following Earl’s son. Why? Are you going to turn him over too?
[Firo back view.]
Ulmar: I’m the one suppressing his power. I have been his whole life. What I have planned for him doesn’t concern you.
[Ulmar back view.]
Firo: He doesn’t know what you are, does he? You’re just a faithful pet wolf, doing Ignatius’ bidding.
[Firo back view.]
Ulmar: You shouldn’t complain, I influenced events so they would come here. That’s what you wanted, right?
[Ulmar back view, Firo looking furious.]
Firo: Influence? I’ve had enough of your influence ruining my life. I wouldn’t be here if not for you.
[Firo back view.]
Ulmar: It was necessary.
[Firo front view.]
Firo: Not for me.
[Firo back view, who goes back to leaning on archway and looking at floor. Ulmar front view, looking annoyed.]
Ulmar: I brought them here to free you. You’ve always assumed I worked for Ignatius, but I never said that.
[Ulmar back view as Firo doesn’t look up/react.]
Firo: Can’t you just leave them alone? You immortals and your interference.
[Ulmar scoffs and turns so facing screen, rolling eyes.]
Ulmar: You forget, Firo, you’re an immortal too now.
[Begins walking away, leaving Firo. Firo close side view who’s still staring at floor, looking miserable.]
[Scene change to Inn front view as sun begins to rise, street already full of traders.]
[Scene change to Iris front view (outside), holding Patrick in arms, who is still sleepy, rubbing his eyes. Iris is looking down, melancholy. Iris back view to see she’s looking at a grave, reading ‘Here lies Aaron Diskin, loving husband, father, and friend’. Iris front view.]
Iris: I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry. I hope you can understand. I tried, but…[looks away, tearful] the Dint we knew is gone forever.
[Scene change to Inn’s eating room. Fern front view, munching on some toast, looking thoughtful. Pan out a bit for an Asha back view as she sits opposite Fern. Fern looks up at her. Fern back view as Asha smiles.]
Asha: All ready for today?
[Asha back view as Fern nods, looking distant.]
Fern: If we do this right, I’ll finally get some answers.
[Fern back view as Asha’s smile drops a little. Asha back view as Fern’s gaze focuses on her.]
Fern: Are you okay? Ever since we met Firo, you’ve been really depressed.
[Fern back view as Asha looks shocked and then gives sad smile, shaking her head.]
Asha: I’m not depressed, I was just…disappointed. Someone close to us both told me stories, but he seems the complete opposite to the person in them.
[Asha back view.]
Fern: So you’ve met before? Or he’s heard of you, at least.
[Fern back view.]
Asha: No, he won’t know me, which is why it’s silly of me to be disappointed. How can he recognise who I am when he doesn’t know me?
[Asha back view. Fern at a loss for words, looking sympathetic but confused.]
Fern: Asha, who exactly is he to you?
[Asha front view as she looks up.]
[Scene change to Firo town’s entrance (inside looking out). Nevan, Laurel, Agape (covered in cloak) Nat (hair dishevelled and half asleep). Fern and Asha are gathered, waiting with Arlen on Agape’s shoulder. Firo blocks camera for a bit as he walks towards them. Asha/Fern front view as Asha looks down, and Fern looks at her, sympathetic. Group back view as Firo stops in front of them.]
Firo: Good, you’re all here. But you…[points. Firo back view to see him pointing at Agape.] You need to stay here, where it’s safe. No arguments. Iris already knows you’re staying near her today.
[Firo back view.]
Nevan: Is that safe?
[Group back view.]
Firo: Ignatius has never stepped inside this city. Plus, I doubt he even knows about your friend.
[Firo back view.]
Arlen: Only Firo can see the fire symbol and sense these types of things. No one else will notice your friend is important unless Firo tells them.
[Agape front view who pouts.]
Agape: But I want to help.
[Asha puts a hand on his shoulder.]
Asha: Then stay here, so we know if anything happens the town is safe. You remember the way to the beach, right? If anything happens, head there with as many peoples as you can.
[Agape looks at her and nods, walking away from group back into town (towards camera then disappears off screen). Arlen moves off his shoulder and lands on Asha’s. Group back view.]
Firo: Right, let’s get moving.
[Scene change to Laven (elf city) inside a hut type building made out of vines. An elf with fine hair long enough to reach his knees and endless green eyes is there, side view. He’s wearing a green robe with gold coloured vine patterns decorating it. Camera change to high back view (looking over his shoulder) to see ash scattered across a table, his hands covered in it. Close side view as he smiles.]
Elf: It is time.
[Scene change to fire caves entrance as group come walking into view (back view). Group front view as they stare at it.]
Firo: I can’t help you with this. You can’t kill him; you just need to distract him long enough to grab the vial.
Nevan: And where is this vial? What does it look like?
[Firo sighs then turns to face the others. Group back view.]
Firo: It’s small, about the length of a finger, and it contains blood, my blood from when I was still –mostly- human. Get that and he has no power over me because he doesn’t know my original name. Once the vial is away from him, you can leave the rest to me. Just get out and go back to town; I’ll meet you there later.
[Firo back view as Nevan frowns.]
Nevan: And what if he kills you? What are we supposed to do then?
[Firo front view, angry.]
Firo: I won’t let that bastard kill me. He dies today.
[Group back view as Firo turns around to face fire caves.]
Firo: Let’s go.
[Scene change to inside fire caves, looking at entrance as Firo, and then the group enter. Group looks around, curious (except Nevan and Laurel) while Firo turns to face them.]
Firo: He’ll be up ahead. It’s better I stay back for now.
[Nevan front view as he nods and moves forward. Firo back view as rest of group pass him, uncertain. Arlen jumps off Asha’s shoulder onto Firo’s. Close Firo side view.]
Firo: Good luck.
[Scene change inside of fire caves. Throne back view, can see Ignatius sat on it. Watches as group come into view, shielding faces from the flames. Ignatius laughs, making them look up. Group back view.]
Ignatius: These are the rebels trying to stop the King? How disappointing.
[Ignatius back view as he stands up. Group back view.]
Ignatius: Where is that worthless servant of mine? I told him not to let you out of his sight.
[Group front view.]
Nevan: We’ve come to check the seal. Let us pass.
[Ignatius front view as he sneers.]
Ignatius: The fire realm is no concern for you, mortal. Leave before I decide to end you.
[Nevan front view.]
Nevan: I doubt the King wants us dead, or you would have attacked already. You can’t kill us without your master’s permission.
[Ignatius front view as he clenches hands with a roar. Ignatius back view as the flames around them flare up. Group back view.]
Ignatius: I have no master, especially not a lowly mortal!
[Ignatius front view as he flings out right arm in front of him, a stream of fire coming from it. Ignatius back view as fire heads towards group. Nevan side view as he steps forward, slamming pole on ground in front of him and forming a sphere barrier around group. Group front view to see fire stream past either side of barrier. Ignatius front view as he raises an eyebrow in amusement.]
Ignatius: An interesting trick, but how long will it last?
[Drops both hands to side and suddenly brings them both up in front of him. Group front view to see flames coming from the ground, attacking the barrier from below and all sides. Nevan front view (barrier visible in front) to see his face grimace, barrier bubbling from the heat. Close up of hands to see pole sizzling from heat, hands getting burnt.]
[Asha front view as she pulls four needles (two in each hand) from belt and sends them flying towards Ignatius (off screen). Ignatius side view as needles hit his chest but bounce off. Asha front view, shocked.]
Asha: What?
Asha [thoughts]: But these needles have absorbed my energy; they should hurt him.
[Nevan front view as he forms another, smaller square barrier inside sphere one, letting the sphere one dissolve. Nat front view as he looks around.]
Nat [thoughts]: There’s no plants I can manipulate here. And that stupid wolf ran off.
[Group front view.]
Nat: It’s dangerous for me to be here. If he attacks me…
[Fern looks at him, concerned. Nevan grimaces.]
Nevan: Just control yourself, Nattie boy. I’m going to need your help.
[Nevan’s legs buckle and Nat catches him under the arms. Nevan sighs, looking exhausted, still staring in Ignatius’ direction.]
Nevan: Don’t let me collapse, or we’ll be dead.
Laurel [whispers]: Fern, can you distract him while I find a better shot?
[Fern nods, readying sword. Nevan takes a deep breath.]
Nevan: Okay, here we go.
[Raises staff, making barrier expand and push back the fire. Ignatius front view who raises an eyebrow in amusement, dropping arms and letting fire/barrier sweep past/through him. Fern side view as she charges at him, from front, raising sword and swinging for a side hit (Ignatius left side, screen right). Ignatius front view/Fern back view as he doesn’t bother to raise arms/block, letting the sword connect. Close up of sword as it bounces off him, causing no damage. Fern side view to see tremor the impact causes up her arms. She tightens her grip on sword, readying for another strike. Fern back view as Ignatius uses his right hand to grab her sword, stopping her attack.]
Ignatius: This is already getting boring. Now get out of the way so I can punish that traitorous servant of mine.
[Ignatius close face side view as a needle aims for his eye, but bounces off without any damage. Ignatius close face front view as his gaze turns to Asha/camera. Ignatius back view as he stares at her. Asha has a look of confusion/disbelief on face.]
Ignatius: Your weak essence could never damage me.
[Ignatius front view/Fern back view as Ignatius’ grip on sword tightens, setting it on fire, then lets it go. Fern stumbles back. Fern front view who looks at sword, shocked, then has a determined grin on face.]
Fern [thoughts]: This is like the time with Marcellus.
[Fern back view as she swings sword down, getting ready to charge. Ignatius raises an eyebrow, but doesn’t move. Fern side view as she charges, battle cry. Fern back view/Ignatius front view as swings at his left side. Close up of sword/Ignatius’ side as sword connects. Sword bounces off again, causing no damage and the flames go out. Fern close face front view to see shock.]
Fern [thoughts]: What? But it worked last time!
[Ignatius front view, who grabs her sword and sets it alight again, this time the flame goes near her hands.]
Ignatius: You think you can defeat me using my own flames? Fool. Still, it confirms my suspicions; you’ve used a similar technique before. Firo has been meddling with my plans for far too long, and it ends now.
[Fern close face side view, grimaces in pain from flames.]
Fern [thoughts]: Firo
[Brief flash of fighting Marcellus, setting him on fire, then see scene with Laurel after, as he bends down to pick up sword. Fern shoulder shot looking down at him.]
Laurel [echo effect for flashback]: From what I saw, Firo must have been involved.
Fern [echo effect for flashback]: Firo?
[End flashback as Fern gasps in pain. Close up of hands to see flames on them. Fern side view as she lets go of sword and jumps back. Fern back view/Ignatius front view, holding sword hilt.]
Ignatius: I’ll crush his followers and put an end to his foolish rebellion.
[Begins to raise sword, change to Ignatius side view to see Laurel’s chain weapon strike him in the side, making him roar in pain and drop the sword. Laurel front view to see him on the throne, still holding the other end of his weapon, face tense. Ignatius side view as he begins to grab at weapon. Laurel front view who looks alarmed and quickly yanks at weapon. Ignatius front view (can see Laurel beyond him) as he howls in pain when weapon is yanked out of his side. Ignatius back view as he turns head to glare at Laurel.]
Ignatius [roars]: That weapon, where did you get it?
[Ignatius front view as he turns body to face Laurel and begins charging towards him. Laurel jumps off the throne, so hiding behind it. When Ignatius has nearly reached the throne he’s hit in the back of the head with a small barrier (zooming onto the screen from front), distracting him and making him spin around. Ignatius back view to see Nat holding up Nevan, who has arms on pole, alert. He throws Ignatius a cheeky grin.]
Nevan: Now, now. You shouldn’t ignore me like that.
[Raises pole above head. Slightly angled bird’s eye view so can see Ignatius being encased in a barrier. Ignatius front view who grunts in frustration, closing eyes and gritting teeth. Angled bird’s eye view to see the fire nearby begin to flare up again. Nevan/Nat front view as Nat braces himself, forcing Nevan to stay upright. Both sweating from heat. Ignatius back view to see him punch barrier, making it crack. Nevan/Nat side view as Nevan cries out in pain.]
Nevan [thoughts]: I’ve never felt anything like this monster!
[Nat/Nevan side view as Asha and Fern come to stand either side of them (Fern has her sword back). Asha (on their left, right of screen) extends hand to Nevan.]
Asha: Here, my power has no affect here, so use my energy to strengthen your own.
[Nevan looks at her and nods once, taking one hand off his pole to grab hers. Ignatius front view to see crack in barrier heal. Group front view as Fern moves around them and grabs Nevan’s wrist (same hand Asha’s holding).]
Fern: Same here.
[Ignatius front view as he punches at barrier again, this time with no effect. Laurel side view (now in front of the throne) as he throws his weapon again. Ignatius back view as it slides through the barrier and strikes Ignatius in the centre of his back. Ignatius howls in pain, turning in the barrier to see Laurel/camera.]
Ignatius: How dare you!
[Reaches into his top and pulls out something wrapped in a bandage. He rives at the bandages until they break off, revealing a piece of a sword. Close up of sword piece. Laurel front view as he stares in horror.]
Laurel: Nevan! He has a-
[Laurel back view as Ignatius uses weapon piece to slash diagonally across the barrier. Group front view as they lose energy instantly, Asha and Fern drop to knees. Nat is unaffected, but struggles to hold the limp Nevan up, front view as the barrier disappears. Ignatius back view so can see Laurel’s strained face.]
Laurel: Run!
[Group front view as Nat nods and begins dragging Nevan backwards towards exit (further away from screen). Fern and Asha climb to feet and begin helping him. Laurel back view as Ignatius starts charging towards him. Laurel front view as he jumps sideways and then jumps behind the throne again. Laurel side view as crouches down behind throne, ready to spring away.]
Laurel [thoughts]: I need to keep him away from the others.
[Laurel front view (but angled up so can see Ignatius approach) as he springs to his right (left of screen), weapon held ready in hands. Laurel front view as he aims weapon and throws. Ignatius side view as he dodges weapon (end shoots past off screen) and then brings weapon piece down on chain area, slicing through. Laurel close side view who grits teeth in frustration, pulling chain back and beginning to wrap it around his arm (so other weapon end is dangling down). Laurel back view as Ignatius draws closer, striking down with sword piece. Laurel dodges to the right and slashes at Ignatius’ leg. Close up of leg to see weapon form a large gash, blood spurting out. Ignatius front view (Laurel just dashing off screen from the right) as he knelts to knee (on uninjured right leg, left of screen), clutching at injured leg with both hands (weapon piece still loosely in grasp). Ignatius lifts head and roars in pain, making the fire around rise/spring up. Laurel side view as he shields face against the flames, coughing, he drops into a low crouch, readying weapon again. Laurel back view as he tries to throw weapon again, but flames and smoke make it too hard to aim. Laurel front view as he squints. Laurel’s point of view as he tries to see through the thick smoke and flames. See a darker shape moving rapidly closer. Laurel close face side view to show eyes widen. Further back side view as he jumps backwards, Ignatius’ hand slashing down with weapon where Laurel previously was. Rest of Ignatius become visible, looking furious.]
Ignatius: Come back, you coward! You think I can’t see you in my own flames?
[Laure side view, one hand shielding mouth, eye barely open (squinting) as he moves until reaches behind the throne again. Laurel front view as he briefly rests head against throne back, eyes closed, as he rewraps weapon around hand. He then opens his eye again, squinting, and dashes out the other side of throne (towards camera). Bird’s eye view to see him dashing in exit’s direction (crouched down) with Ignatius closing in on him from left side. Ignatius back view as he slashes at Laurel, catching him across his upper arm (close up of Laurel’s arm to see this). Laurel front view as he grits teeth in pain but keeps moving. Ignatius had to stop and turn, so more distance between them now. Bird’s eye view as Ignatius continues to chase him.]
[Scene change to outside fire cave entrance as the others stumble out, still supporting Nevan. They squint up at harsh desert sun.]
Nat: What now?
[Group back view to see Firo stood in front of then (Arlen still on his shoulder), eyebrow raised.]
Firo: You didn’t get it?
[Firo back view.]
Nat: You’re kidding, right? That guys a monster! He has a weapon piece and slashed through Nevan’s barrier!
[Firo front view who sighs, looking melancholy.]
Firo [thoughts]: So he’s using Nebula’s final gift.
[Firo back view.]
Firo: Wasn’t there another person before?
Nat: He’s holding him off with his weapon piece.
[Firo front view, who raises eyebrow.]
Firo: Ignatius won’t like that. I guess it’s my turn.
[Group/Firo side view as Firo begins walking past them. Hear Fern’s quiet/tired voice as he passes her.]
Fern: But he still has the vial.
[Firo keeps walking.]
Firo: Would you rather I did nothing and your friend dies? Besides, he knows I was involved in this; there’s no going back now.
[Change to Laurel front view as he nears cave entrance (less fire here), where he can fully open his eye. He pauses, putting pressure on his wound and panting.]
Laurel [thoughts]: If I lead him outside the others will be in danger.
[See Ignatius looming up behind him, Laurel tense and starts to move. Laurel/Ignatius side view as Ignatius slashes at his back (goes through boomerang strap). Close Laurel face side view to see agony on face. Laurel/Ignatius side view as Laurel collapses on floor, boomerang landing on his side furthest from screen. Ignatius close side view as he looks up, triumphant, staring at cave entrance.]
Ignatius: Your pawns have failed you.
[Camera pans over to see Firo close side view near cave entrance, face blank (Arlen still on him). Firo looks down at Laurel. Firo point of view of Laurel on floor.]
Firo: He seems to have caused some damage. That must be degrading; injured by a human.
[Ignatius front view to see enraged face. Close up of chest as he digs his right hand inside shirt, pulling out a small clear vial filled with blood. Laurel close side view to see him struggling to move. Firo front view to see weary face. Ignatius front view as he pulls lid off vial.]
Ignatius: You’ve become too cocky! I don’t care what Baptista says; I’ll crush you once and for all!
[Laurel side view to see him struggling to lay on his side, then forcing his body into a sitting position (facing Ignatius). He grits teeth as he grabs his chain weapon.]
[Ignatius front view as he sets a small needle on fire, moving it towards the vial. Firo front view.]
Firo: You know your flames can’t hurt me.
[Ignatius front view who scowls.]
Ignatius: Maybe not, but shoving a needle in this blood will leave you writhing in agony. Such fond memories.
[Firo front view to see him wince, but doesn’t back down. Ignatius front view as he smirks and slides the needle in vial. Firo front view as he cringes, hands clutching at head and dropping into a fetal crouch. Arlen stays hovering in air. Laurel side view as he readies chain weapon to throw. Ignatius front view as he grins, swirling the needle about in the vial.]
Ignatius: Twenty years of this and you still haven’t learnt. You will never be free.
[Laurel side view as he tilts to his left side and throws his weapon. Arlen front view as he shoots forward towards Ignatius. Ignatius front view as the weapon strikes his hand holding the vial (deep cut), making him howl and drop it. Falling vial side view as Arlen reaches and grabs it in claws (so no blood spills out), and quickly darts away (direction furthest away from camera). Ignatius front view as he snarls at Laurel, starting to charge towards him, weapon raised. Laurel front view, in too much pain to move. Ignatius front view as he slashes down with weapon piece. Slow motion effect to see drops of blood spurting up. Change to Ignatius back view to see Firo holding Laurel in arms/shielding him with a deep slash down his face/through his left eye. Still slow motion. Firo face close view to show determined/triumphant look. Ignatius front view, confused/enraged.]
Ignatius: You’ll protect this swine?
[Firo/Laurel front view as Arlen flies onto Firo’s shoulder. Ignatius grits teeth and begins to strike again. Firo back view as fire bursts from ground, forming a circle prison around Ignatius. Firo front view as he uses one hand to take vial from Arlen.]
Firo: Of course I will; he just gave me my freedom.
[Puts vial to lips, tips head back and drinks the blood. Once empty he lowers it again, grimacing.]
Firo: That tastes disgusting.
[As narrator talks Firo shifts Laurel in his arms so carrying him bridal style (Laurel barely conscience) and stands up.]
Narrator: People seek their right to be free. Even when they’ve spent many years imprisoned, their soul still yearns to feel the sun on their face, smell the air through deep breaths they have the liberty to take.
[Firo back view as he turns around and heads out cave. Group back view who are waiting outside as he emerges. Group front view as Fern gasps and steps towards them, taking Laurel but struggling a little with his weight.]
Firo: Take him back to the Inn, quickly.
[Fern looks up at him.]
Fern: You’re really staying? But you’re injured…
[Firo front view who smiles.]
Firo: I’ve been waiting for this moment for twenty years. You concentrate on your friend.
[Firo turns back around and disappears into the cave.]
Narrator: And whether that chance at freedom will cost them their live, it’s a chance they can no longer resist.
[Ignatius back view (still in fire prison) as Firo enters cave and walks until stood in front of him. Fire dies away. Firo/Ignatius side view.]
Firo: Now, it’s just you and me.
[Ignatius front view who smirks, cocky.]
Ignatius: Trying to avenge Nebula? Or is this for your little red-headed friend?
[Firo close face side view who narrows eyes.]
Narrator: Because to remain trapped and to lose the few friends left, would be worse than death.
Firo: Let’s finish this.
[Ignatius/Firo side view, facing off for few seconds, then screen goes black.]
[Ending credits.]
[Episode preview.]
Omake/extra: Battle explained and some randomness.
[Black screen, chibi Asha pops up and waves.]
Asha: Hello, I’m here to explain a few of the battle moments to clear any confusion. For example:
[Screen shows scene where Asha tried to hit Ignatius but couldn’t damage him.]
[Asha front view as she pulls four needles (two in each hand) from belt and sends them flying towards Ignatius (off screen). Ignatius side view as needles hit his chest but bounce off. Asha front view, shocked.]
Asha: What?
[Chibi Asha looks away from scene and back at camera.]
Asha: Now, why couldn’t I hurt Ignatius? It’s simple, like the reason Ignatius himself can’t hurt Firo with fire. Any immortals –or people with immortal blood, like me- are always more powerful against normal mortals. But if you’re fighting another immortal who’s stronger than you, you can’t inflict any damage. This is why Ignatius needs the vial to enslave Firo, who’s power he inherited from the original Firo is equal –if not stronger- than the four original immortals. Now, the reason I could hurt Leila even though she’s naturally stronger is partly because of her severly weakened condition. However had she been a fire immortal, I wouldn’t have been able to hurt her. Ice is weak against fire, so it was just bad luck on Leila’s part that I’m half fire-immortal.
[Puts hands behind back and smiles, screen changes behind her of. Fern attacking Ignatius. Fern back view/Ignatius front view as swings at his left side. Close up of sword/Ignatius’ side as sword connects. Sword bounces off again, causing no damage and the flames go out. Fern close face front view to see shock.]
Asha: This is also why Fern couldn’t damage Ignatius with flames wrapped around her sword. Those were Ignatius’ own flames and therefore won’t hurt him. With Marcellus, Firo sent Fern his flames, allowing her to kill him, which only Firo can do, no other immortal can kill each other.
[Screen behind her goes black and she bows.]
Asha: I hope that helps! [Straightens up and smiles.] Now, enjoy some of our silliness.
[Pops off screen. Title reads ‘I tried, but…’]
[Iris front view (outside), holding Patrick in arms, who is still sleepy, rubbing his eyes. Iris is looking down, melancholy. Iris back view to see she’s looking at a grave, reading ‘Here lies Aaron Diskin, loving husband, father, and friend’. Iris front view.]
Iris: I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry, I hope you can understand. I tried, but… [looks away, face suddenly morphing into annoyance] The Dint we knew is gone forever. All this one does in whine and complain all day! I can’t stand it anymore! If he isn’t sulking about you and Nebula dying, he’s moaning about being enslaved. And he eats all my food then insults me. He’s just a self-absorbed prat and I won’t put up with it anymore!
[Looks up, determined. Patrick looks at her, worried.]
Iris: I’m changing the locks, Damnit!
[Screen goes black, title reads ‘Fern and Asha’s boost.]
[Nat/Nevan side view as Asha and Fern come to stand either side of them (Fern has her sword back). Asha (on their left, right of screen) extends hand to Nevan.]
Asha: Here, use my love, love boost.
[Nevan looks at her, confused.]
Nevan: Err, your what?
[Asha smiles and grabs his hand, forcing it to let go of his pole. Group front view as Fern moves around them and grabs Nevan’s wrist (same hand Asha’s holding).]
Fern: Oh, oh, my too!
[Nevan looks at them both.]
Nevan [thoughts]: What on…Am I asleep?
[Background changes to cheesy stars/transformation type screen. Can see Asha and Fern only as they spin around and put their hands together (against each others).]
Asha and Fern: Ready! Love, love boost!
[Background goes back to normal to see both girls on either side of Nevan, hugging him with faces smuggled into his chest, heads moving from side to side.]
Asha and Fern: With the power of love, we revive you!
[Nevan/Nat dot eyed, looking perplexed.]
Nevan: What the hell? How is this going to help?
Nat: I think they’re just wiping their noses on you.
Nevan: What? [jerks away] Gross!
[Screen goes black, title reads ‘Princess Laurel’.]
[Firo back view as he turns around and heads out cave. Group back view who are waiting outside as he emerges. Group front view as Fern gasps and steps towards them. Firo front view.]
Firo: The Princess needs healing immediately! Come, maid servant, why are you unscathed while your charge bravely fought off the monster?
[Laurel close side view, barely conscious.]
Laurel [thoughts]: What the hell?
[Fern front view who falls to her knees, crying.]
Fern: Forgive me, Princess! It should have been me!
[Fern back view.]
Firo: Quickly, we must dramatically scream at the sky so she’ll magically come back to life!
Laurel [thoughts]: Since when was I a girl?
[Firo back view.]
Nat: No, only a kiss from her true love will save her!
[Nevan wakes up, grinning.]
Nevan: I’ll do it!
[Firo/Laurel front view as Laurel’s eyes open wide and he struggles out of Firo’s arms, dropping to the ground.]
Laurel: Stay away from me!
[End]